User:Beth Ward

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Welcome to Freeze Frame Photography![edit]

Miss Beth Ward
Miss Beth Ward

This page was created for my daughter, Miss Beth Ann Ward. She does not know I am doing this, and she may not be all that happy about it, but one thing is for sure - SHE WILL NOT BE SURPRISED! I'm always doing the kind of stuff that embarrasses her and drives her crazy.

I can't help doing stuff like this, though, because I really do love "My Beffie" very much, and I'm EXTREMELY proud of her abilities and who she is as a person. I want the world to know just who this woman is, and how exceptional she is. I also want the world to see her art, because it is truly inspiring work. I am hoping she will let me post her work here, so we can "get it out there", get her some experience in marketing her works, and make her some connections in the field. I also wanted to start a webspace where she and I can (maybe) have something that is OURS, something we can do TOGETHER. We never do ANYTHING as friends, not to mention as "(sorta-)Dad-and-Daughter".

To the left, you can see a self-portrait of "My Beffie". She's gutsy, smart, articulate, socially skilled, ethical, pretty straight, and motivated, and is a very beautiful young woman. She's also blessed with titanium testicles that she polishes regularly!

I suspect you will be seeing a LOT of "My Beffie" in the future, as she develops a reputation for her photography that is reflective of her talent. Please leave her a note and let her know what you think about her work, and tell her how pretty she is. Tell her to stay in school, and to follow her heart. Encourage her like you would your own child - SHE IS WORTH IT!

My Promise To My Beffie[edit]

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CERTIFICATE OF DEDICATION
This document is hereby solemnly undertaken, and is executed with the intention to certify, that the undersigned,
Cliff Leith Knickerbocker
being duly informed in the premises, and having a full understanding of the duties and responsibilities thereof,
hereby swears his personal Oath of Honor, before God and all Mankind, that he will take and keep
The Honorable Miss Beth Ann Ward
as his
Adopted Daughter
And will, to the utmost of his ability, love her, preserve her, protect her, defend her, guide her, and assist her
in achieving her hopes and dreams, in any way she may so desire, come what may, for as long as he may live.
In testimony thereof, I have caused my signature to be affixed here, in my own blood.
Done in the city of Marion, State of Illinois, in the United States of America.
Done on this Christmas Day, the 25th day of December, in the year 2009 Anno Domeni.
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LU n POU, Beth: Your Stepdad: Cliffy

Uploadvirus (talk) 06:11, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Award for Your Work[edit]

The Photographer's Barnstar
For your incredibly talented black-and-white photography work, which has deeply influenced my life, far more than any other art form that I have ever experienced. Love you always: Cliff Knickerbocker, M.S.