Category talk:Male masturbation

Please remove

Please remove the horrible baby picture.

Okay then, the gallery of out-of-work penises from all over the world is growing steadily. I don't want to be misunderstood: I do not mind masturbation, I do not mind treating it in Wikipedia, I even don't mind showing photos or videos of this profoundly human action, and - being without a female partner myself - I feel deep compassion for all these "photo models" and their "owners". But is it really necessary to make out of Wikipedia an exhibition of "unemployed" cocks? Shouldn't it be possible to remove the bulk of photos and videos in low quality and with few expressiveness and informative value, leaving only - let's say - a dozen of really demonstrative photos, animated pictures and videos in good quality altogether and adding a few artworks dealing with the topic? (Maybe the collection of videos with masturbation methods could also be kept in a separate category, if the responsible administrators insist on going so far into details.) --2.204.150.116 09:58, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

Exactly my point! Why do we have here such an huge exhibition-fair of masturbation, while what we need is something just informative, just some best one few images (why not delete the other ones?). Simply most of them are not needed here, they are never used anywhere and are mostly unusable on any project. Just for the certitude-sake we should have some images of any topic have secured. That is our mission. Not so many ego-exhibicinistic files.

Let me cite from COM:CENSOR:

Photographs of nudity including male and female genitalia are sometimes uploaded for non-educational motives, and such images are not exempt from the requirement to comply with the rules of Commons' scope. If the images are of demonstrably inferior quality, or add nothing educationally distinct to the stock of such images we hold already, they may fail the test of being realistically useful for an educational purpose.

(See also COM:PORN and COM:PS#Must be realistically useful for an educational purpose)

This much here is just too much, just plain exhibicionism. It's weeding search results on different keywords here on Commons with unwanted profane content (while not needed). Try just search here on commons for something like "how it feels".

Its outrageous. Reo On (talk) 21:04, 24 February 2012 (UTC)

My experiences of Masturbation

As a senior citizen I have often wondered about other peoples experiences relating to Masturbation so I tried to look this subject up on the internet and found it here on Wikimedia. However instead of finding information and examples of other peoples experiences all that was there were some short video's of men masturbating and ejaculating. Nothing written !! When I looked at the 'Discussion' page there were some remarks about people using Wikimedia for exhibitionist purposes. So thought that maybe if I write about my now 55 years plus experiences it might encourage other people to comment and share their experiences. So here goes. I was born in the summer of 1952 into a world where sex wasn't talked about. By the time I reached puberty I had no idea of what was about to happen to my body so you can imagine the shock I got the first time I had an erection. It happened in the middle of the night when I woke up feeling strange. Once I had woken fully I realised that my penis didn't feel right. I grabbed a torch & got down under the sheets and got a fright to see my penis stiff, hard and pointing upwards. I thought that there was something wrong with me and very nearly went to knock on my parents bedroom door, something I probably should have done, but I was too embarrassed. My first thought was how to get my penis back to it's normal state so I held it in my hand, pulled downwards and then let go. Nothing changed but I realised that holding it in my hand felt nice and the motion of pulling down felt even nicer. I tried again but this time let my hand come up after pulling down before letting go. Nice and nicer became that overworked expression of 'Wow'. I held my penis again and stated puling it up and down with a short stop between strokes which was wonderful and then and I can only say by instinct alone started to masturbate at a slow steady pace. Eventually I felt the powerful spasmodic throbbing of my first orgasm but didn't ejaculate, at least not in the normal sense. All that happened was that after the final throb a small drop of semen, no bigger than a small teardrop popped out and sat on the tip of my penis. I wondered what it was but of course didn't have a clue. I did feel in a state of ecstasy though and after about one minute my penis deflated and I went back to sleep. Lesson two came the next evening when I went to bed very excited thinking that the same thing would happen again. I lay there waiting for my penis to go hard but nothing happened. Eventually I lay it on my body and started to stroke it with my hand whereupon I felt it start to swell as it became hard. In fact I never got another erection again without stimulating my penis except when waking up in the morning with an erection which I now know is quite common. I masturbated for the second time and again no proper ejaculation, just a small amount of semen that came out at the end. It stayed like that for approx 2 - 3 months before I got another shock when I ejaculated properly for the first time. The amount was small but gradually increased until by my 15th birthday I was ejaculating the normal amount of an adult. This was now the norm until around my 17th birthday. I woke up one morning with an erection. Everyone had gone out so I went back to my room and masturbated. I have always enjoyed masturbating very slowly after ejaculation until my penis had deflated to the point where I had to stop but on this occasion just as I was about to stop my penis suddenly went hard again and I masturbated for a second time in a row. This was the one and only time that I was ever able to do what I call a double masturbation. Eventually I started having girlfriends and discovered the joys of masturbating each other (petting) with them. My now wife & I started with petting as we didn't have full intercourse for the first 3 months of our relationship but nevertheless we then enjoyed a varied sexual relationship of oral, intercourse and masturbating each other. After reading about it in a newspaper article we also tried masturbating ourselves in front of each other. What a turn on that proved to be. Another lesson learned. I sometimes think that my wife and I were one of the first couples to do telephone sex. I was away on a business trip abroad and had phoned my wife one evening to check in. She was upstairs in our bedroom. During the call she told me that she was fingering herself and told me to get hard and join in. So there we were, thousands of miles apart, but masturbating together. Another lesson. From age 60 onwards I started to have problems getting an erection until finally I couldn't at all. I put it down to age & thought that's it, you've had a good run for your money. When I reached 65 I got an invitation from my doctors to have a medical check up and thought that that might be a good idea. A couple of issues came up and I had to go and see my doctor during which I mentioned my problem. He very kindly gave me a prescription for Viagra. This did work although it could still be a bit of a struggle. However things had changed which can be summed up as : 1) My erections are not as hard as they used to be and whereas my penis used to stand right up pointing to the ceiling (if I was standing) it now points outwards rather than upwards. I may be wrong but think my erections were so hard & upright when I was young because I had been circumcised. 2) I am not as sensitive as I used to be which means that instead of the normal 5 to 6 minutes to reach orgasm it now takes 20 - 30 minutes and on one occasion a whole hour. Not as wonderful as you might think as it makes me a little frustrated and worn out. 3) My orgasm's are softer and more gentle. 4) My body only produces a very small amount of semen now and I don't spurt when I ejaculate. What little semen there is just leaks out of me. 5) Once a week is about all I can manage.. Nevertheless I still enjoy masturbation and will continue as long as I can.. Lastly you know the old adage 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks' !! Well to try and make the experience more pleasurable I have just tried smothering my penis in a lubricant which is a jelly normally sold to women suffering from dry vagina's. Well what a difference !! It made masturbation feel as close as you can get to intercourse and I had the best orgasm I have had for a long time. It would be interesting to hear other peoples experiences so if writing this has done any good then it was worth writing it. I haven't tried everything, for instance I have never masturbated in the company of someone else other than my wife. I have never masturbated with another person via the internet using web cams and I have never used a sex toy. — Preceding unsigned comment added by OAP Man (talk • contribs) 21:53, 13 May 2021 (UTC)