File:Scathing Atheist 370 Socially Distant Edition (IA scathingatheist370sociallydistantedition).mp3

In this week’s episode, Christians will prove they can ALWAYS outcrazy a public panic, Donald Trump tells us to be prayer the ides of March, and we’ll meet a cult that was hiding in their homes before it was cool.---To make a per episode donation at <a href="http://Patreon.com">Patreon.com</a>, click here: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist">http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist</a> To buy our book, click there: <a href="http://www.amazon-com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1">http://www.amazon-com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1</a> To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: <a href="https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat">https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat</a> To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: <a href="https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies">https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies</a> To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: <a href="http://citationpod.com/">http://citationpod.com/</a> To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: <a href="https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/">https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/</a> ---Headlines:Corona-Tacular:Mark Taylor says its a distraction so trump can purge the deep state<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/mark-taylor-trump-is-using-coronavirus-as-a-distraction-to-purge-the-deep-state/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/mark-taylor-trump-is-using-coronavirus-as-a-distraction-to-purge-the-deep-state/</a>Jerry Falwell, Jr. Falsely Claims Coronavirus May Be a North Korean Bioweapon<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/jerry-falwell-jr-falsely-claims-coronavirus-may-be-a-north-korean-bioweapon">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/jerry-falwell-jr-falsely-claims-coronavirus-may-be-a-north-korean-bioweapon</a>Pastor: Coronavirus is Satan’s Way of Killing Old People So Socialism Can Thrive<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/pastor-coronavirus-is-satans-way-of-killing-old-people-so-socialism-can-thrive/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/pastor-coronavirus-is-satans-way-of-killing-old-people-so-socialism-can-thrive/</a>Isreli Rabbi says its gay pride parades<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/09/orthodox-israeli-rabbi-claims-coronavirus-is-gods-revenge-for-gay-pride-parades/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/09/orthodox-israeli-rabbi-claims-coronavirus-is-gods-revenge-for-gay-pride-parades/</a>Gay people <a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/07/right-wing-pastor-god-sent-us-coronavirus-because-of-homosexuality/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/07/right-wing-pastor-god-sent-us-coronavirus-because-of-homosexuality/</a>Church of cyprus says god would never let corona spread via communion<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/church-of-cyprus-god-would-never-let-coronavirus-spread-via-communion/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/church-of-cyprus-god-would-never-let-coronavirus-spread-via-communion/</a>Archbishop: Holy water can’t spread coronavirus: <a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/archbishop-drinking-holy-water-is-fine-since-christ-does-not-spread-germs/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/archbishop-drinking-holy-water-is-fine-since-christ-does-not-spread-germs/</a> DC Catholic leader defends communion by downplaying the importance of health: <a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/10/catholic-leader-if-we-cancel-mass-due-to-coronavirus-weve-lost-our-courage/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/10/catholic-leader-if-we-cancel-mass-due-to-coronavirus-weve-lost-our-courage/</a> Pastor: Churches That Close Due to Coronavirus Are Run by Neutered “Pansies”<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/pastor-churches-that-close-due-to-coronavirus-are-run-by-neutered-pansies/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/pastor-churches-that-close-due-to-coronavirus-are-run-by-neutered-pansies/</a>Televangelist: Touch My Oily Hand Through the TV and I’ll Cure Your Coronavirus<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/televangelist-touch-my-oily-hand-through-the-tv-and-ill-cure-your-coronavirus/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/televangelist-touch-my-oily-hand-through-the-tv-and-ill-cure-your-coronavirus/</a>Cindy Jacobs calls it illegal<a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/06/cindy-jacobs-i-declare-the-coronavirus-illegal-in-gods-name/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/06/cindy-jacobs-i-declare-the-coronavirus-illegal-in-gods-name/</a>Church wants at least 250 people <a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/church-sets-attendance-goal-of-at-least-250-people-despite-coronavirus-scare/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/church-sets-attendance-goal-of-at-least-250-people-despite-coronavirus-scare/</a>The Dead Sea Scrolls are Still fake <a href="https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/2020/03/museum-of-the-bible-dead-sea-scrolls-forgeries/">https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/2020/03/museum-of-the-bible-dead-sea-scrolls-forgeries/</a> South Korean Mayor Sues Coronavirus-Spreading Church for “Murder”: <a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/04/south-korean-mayor-sues-coronavirus-spreading-church-for-murder/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/04/south-korean-mayor-sues-coronavirus-spreading-church-for-murder/</a> Canada’s government moves to ban conversion therapy: <a href="https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/11/canadas-government-moves-to-ban-anti-lgbtq-conversion-therapy/">https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/11/canadas-government-moves-to-ban-anti-lgbtq-conversion-therapy/</a> Donald Trump seems to be super duper lying about coronavirus test: <a href="https://twitter-com/ddale8/status/1239641829668261893?s=21&fbclid=IwAR1fvNXYYB9JBVccIjAWzItCeWhpFe7Z7AjBpjU5F2_DZ9VBUtSvLBRVZ48">https://twitter-com/ddale8/status/1239641829668261893?s=21&fbclid=IwAR1fvNXYYB9JBVccIjAWzItCeWhpFe7Z7AjBpjU5F2_DZ9VBUtSvLBRVZ48</a> <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/14/debacle-over-trumps-coronavirus-test/">https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/14/debacle-over-trumps-coronavirus-test/</a>